Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Randomize
