How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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