like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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