Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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