the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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