i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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