Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I did not marry a roomba.
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