North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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