is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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