what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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