He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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