My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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