we're blogging at a bar
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
it glows. i had to have it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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