I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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