i already hear my dad disowning me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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