Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
