Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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