But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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