i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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