My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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