I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
