At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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