Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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