this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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