I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
