We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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