Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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