margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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