lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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