I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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