The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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