She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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