i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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