I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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