Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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