David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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