omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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