Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I enjoy the company of your penis
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