The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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