you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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