im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
