Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize