just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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