There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm like, not good at living.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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