This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
