she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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