STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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