fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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