Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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