Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we're making bets on your personal life
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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