And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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