..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I love having hate sex.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have tasted many bathrooms
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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