So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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