He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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